alamak, we can do better than this

Monday, March 3, 2008 0 comment
All 3 local tele-service providers sent a mass MMS of this man's photo, with and without the moustache, to the nation over the weekend.

Mas Selamat KastariAlamak, I bet he would have also received it on one of the many lost handphones here. If he is smart enough to escape ISD HQ (quoting www.TalkingCock.com), he would have avoid that original look! Duh!

Fortunately, www.TalkingCock.com came out with this article. I think it is more useful than the A4 posters pasted on the bus exits.

Sunday Emergency Extra: TalkingCock’s ESCAPED TERRORIST SPOTTER
Posted on Saturday, March 01, 2008
by K.K. Cheow


OK, we know we normally only update on Monday, but this is a national emergency.

The Great Singapore Search is still on, and people have been circulating pictures of escaped terrorist Mas Alamak Kastari so that members of the public can help to spot him. But not say we say what, the pictures (below) are not very helpful leh:
Almost the same, what! I mean, this guy is smart enough to escape ISD HQ, you think he wen go and find some more powderful disguise, meh?

In our one and only contribution to national security, TalkingCock.com brings you a handy guide to help spot Mas Alamak which you can print out and keep inside your wallet, just in case...

watch-out!!!
I sincerely thank www.TalkingCock.com for providing this useful print-out.

Well, which guise would you choose if you were him?


edited

Alamak.

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